Congratulations, Republicans

Last week, when Obama announced Biden as his running mate, I though “Well shit.  McCain’s got the election if he picks a woman”.
Ta-da.
But really, let this be a preemptive congratulations to the women of America.  You’ve spent decades fighting for equality and woman’s rights, only to throw it away by now voting Republican, just because [...]

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Slow Updates

I’ve been feeling uninspired lately (read: lazy), so I haven’t been updating the site much.  I’ll hit the highlights of the past few weeks.

The Rangers are in the wildcard hunt
My high school theatre teacher, Pro, retired.  She was the only theatre teacher Chapel Hill has ever had, and in an endearing (and well advised) move, [...]

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Wilson coughs it up AGAIN

God damn it, I don’t think it takes just an armchair skipper to realize he does not need to be in the closer’s role.  Baseball is pissing me off this year.

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January 5, 2009

holy crap, i forgot i had a blog

Nothing has been going on lately.  It’s a new year, and the same old crap.  I’ve somehow managed to blow about 2 grand in the last 3 weeks (new computer, new washing machine, brakes, a new tire, bucket’s vet bill).

The only thing I’m looking forward to is the creepy status to which I now approach.

Look at that beard! I just need a rape van!

I might keep this site updated.  I might not.

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September 16, 2008

Desperately Seeking Mr. Tight

As I’ve began to think about my next vehicle, I came across this picture of Mr. Tight.  I miss that Nissan.  Good times.

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September 3, 2008

Hey, this is perfect

The Batman poster is fake, but if they decide to do The Riddler, Michael C. Hall from Dexter and Six Feet Under is the perfect choice.

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September 2, 2008

It just got all Faulknerish up in this piece

I decline to accept the end of man. It is easy enough to say that man is immortal because he will endure: that when the last ding-dong of doom has clanged and faded from the last worthless rock hanging tideless in the last red and dying evening, that even then there will still be one more sound: that of his puny inexhaustible voice, still talking. I refuse to accept this. I believe that man will not merely endure: he will prevail. He is immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an inexhaustible voice, but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance. The poet’s, the writer’s, duty is to write about these things. It is his privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart, by reminding him of the courage and honor and hope and pride and compassion and pity and sacrifice which have been the glory of his past. The poet’s voice need not merely be the record of man, it can be one of the props, the pillars to help him endure and prevail.

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August 30, 2008

College Football, Week 1

I’ve decided to throw UT watching parties for every Texas game this year!  There have already been great upsets in week 1, with UT playing in 45 minutes as of this post.  I’ve decided to take pictures of my wild parties each week.

jesus, lol

before I thought about posting. jesus, lol

this beer is bigger than my hand!

this beer is bigger than my hand!

hook `em, bitch! 45 minutes til kickoff

hook `em, bitch! 45 minutes til kickoff

I know I'm not there, but hey, Texas Fight!

I know I'm not there, but TEXAS FIGHT!

my goddamn PPV stopped working.  I hate Time Warner!

my goddamn PPV stopped working. I hate Time Warner!

hey, the game finally came back on.  get out of the way, bucket!

hey, the game finally came back on. get out of the way, bucket!

hey man, i'm drunk man, vince young man, i got a new movie called surfer dude, man

hey man, i'm watching UT man, vince young man. watch my new movie man, surfer dude.

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